Diary of a Vicious Bitch

It was a little after 8 a.m at Wolfram and Hart on what should have been a regular Monday morning. Lilah Morgan walked into her lavish corner office. She set her things down and sat down at her desk. She took a few sips of her coffee and looked over her day planner. She had no meetings until noon. She started checking her email and the office memos. She glanced up from her reading to see the assistant desk just outside her office was empty. She sighed and hit four on the speed dial list. After a few moments she got a person in the steno pool and she told them to send her someone decent and smart for her newest in a long line of assistants.

While she waited for her newest assistant to show up, she received a stunning bouquet of blood red roses. She set them on the coffee table and went back to work.

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 50%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 46% 40%
Schizotypal || 10% 56%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 62% 46%
Borderline |||| 18% 45%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 42% 35%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 70% 40%
Avoidant |||| 18% 48%
Dependent |||| 14% 44%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% 45%

1. "I had the time of my life"
2. James Bond
3. Guns
4. Scotch
5 expensive helmets
6. Dante's Inferno
7. rain of fire
8. "Walk the line
9. "Ring of Fire"
10. Run down dive bars
11. Shot glasses
12. books
13. Anything British
14. late nights
15. broken furniture
16. signed dollar
17. grenades
18. "She is"
19. "Need you now"
20. "Behind Blue Eyes
21. Watchers
22. London
23. Libraries


I know I probably left out a whole bunch of other things, this seems good though. Oh and Wes no need to be jealous just because Lindsey has forty six on his list it means absolutely nothing I swear. I still like you better.

Childhood Questions

1. What is your first memory?

I don't know,my mother singing to me as a baby I guess.

2. What was your favorite toy?

My easy bake oven.

3.What was your favorite game?

I don't think I really ever had one.

4. Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?

No

5. Who was your best friend when you were growing up?

Lilly Drake

6. What is your fondest, childhood memory?

My fourth birthday party, I got a tree house all decked out

7. What is your worst childhood memory?

The night my father didn't come home from his latest business trip in Rome,due to the plane crashing.

Adolescent Questions

1. How old were you when you went on your first date?

I was 16

2. It is common for one's view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?

Back then? I rebelled like hell against authority, now I listen to those in authority for the most part. The event that most affected it was my father's death and my mother getting sick.

3. What were you like in high school? What "clique" did you best fit in with?

I was one of the beautiful popular people.


4. What were your high school goals?

Get the hell out of my small town as fast as possible and make it to law school.

5. Who was your idol when you were growing up? Who did you first fantasize about in your life?
My father. David my first boyfriend.

6. What is your favorite memory from adolescence?

It's a three way tie between becoming homecoming queen, prom queen, and stealing the principal's Mustang.

7. What is your worst memory from adolescence?

My mother getting sick.


I don't know why I keep doing these,probably because people claim it makes me more interesting. Personally I think these things are thought up by people who have nothing better to do with themselves.

Wes in case you're wondering this could apply to you

It started out just like any other night after I came home from work. I came home tossed my work things and keys by the door with my purse and then I showered and changed into more comfortable clothes, went to the kitchen to pour myself a glass of wine. I had gotten the wine out of the fridge and I grabbed a glass from the cabinet, next thing I know Angel’s standing in my somehow open doorway, looking apologetic? Maybe something closer to sympathetic? I’m not sure how to describe the look on his face, but I know I’ve never seen it before… well I’ve seen it once before.

I stood there for I don’t know how long just staring at him, the long slender wine glass in my hand as an icy chill started to go down my spine and not in a good way either. It seems like ages before he speaks, but it’s only been mere minutes.

There's a lot of things that come to mind that make me think of Lindsey. So here they are in no particular order:

1.) Pretty much any country song
2.) Booze
3.) Shot guns
4.) Run down dive bars
5.) Rednecks
6.) Rusted old pick up trucks
7.) Pool
8.) Cowboys
9.) Montgomery Gentry songs: "One in every crowd", "Back when I knew it All”, Long line of losers"
10.) Guitars
11.) Singing
12.) Toby Keith's "God Love her" song
13.) Waylon Jennings
14.) Johnny Cash
15.) The woods
16.) Cowboy hats
17.) Fire
18.) Blood red roses
19.) Walk the Line
20.) Court
21.) Poker
22.) Black Cadillac
23.) The movie Footloose
24.) Shot glasses
25.) Crime
26.) The South
27.) Mirror tinted sunglasses
28.) Horses
29.) The Dukes of Hazard
30.) Sheriff’s badge
31.) Cheap beer
32.) Cowboy boots
33.) Stetson cologne
34.) Armani
35.) Wrangler jeans
36.) Rodeos
37.) The words "Bullet Proof"
38.) Those stupid large belt buckles
39.) Button down plaid shirts
40.) Dancing
41.)"Free bird"
42.) Jack Daniels
43.) Oklahoma
44.) Whiskey
45.) Tennessee
46.) Bar fights

I know I probably left out a whole bunch of other things, but hey forty-six is pretty good I think. Oh and Lindsey if you're reading this, it means nothing so don't let it go to your head.